Over on io9, we posted a map of all the weirdest sex laws in the U.S.A. We didn’t have room for every weird sex law we found, and some of them we had to shorten a bit to make them fit. So here’s the complete, unedited list of sex laws!
Incestuous marriages are legal.
Moose are banned from having sex on city streets (in Fairbanks).
You may not have more than two dildos in the same house.
It’s illegal to sell stuffed items resembling breasts (“boobie pillows”) within 1000 feet of a highway.
No man shall dress as a woman without the written permission of the sheriff. (In Walnut, CA)
Married couples (as well as singles) cannot engage in open “lewdness or lascivious behavior”
All sex toys are banned.
If you sell a reptile, you must give a written warning not to “nuzzle or kiss” them.
It’s prohibited by law to “suffer any bitch or slut” (referring to dogs) (in Minooka.)
It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
Illegal “sodomy” includes oral sex, but anal penetration with a finger is allowed under specified circumstances.
Dogs must not molest property or people.
Until 1975, people wearing bathing suits on any city street were required have a police escort.
It’s illegal to use fortune-telling, astrology or palmistry to “settle lovers quarrels.” (In New Orleans.)
Making noise in a public library is a crime against “chastity, morality, decency and good order.”
A man who seduces or corrupts an unmarried woman faces five years in prison.
Low-riding pants that expose underwear are a Class B offense. But if they expose butt cleavage, they’re a Class A offense. (In Flint.)
Adultery or premarital sex results in a fine of $500 or 6 months in prison.
You can’t get married if you have gonorrhea
Flirting is illegal. (In Haddon Township, NJ)
Nudity is allowed as long as genitals and female nipples are covered.
Adultery is illegal. And so is pretending to be married in order to share a hotel room.
It was illegal to swim naked in the Red River between 8 AM and 8 PM. (In Fargo.)
It’s against the law to fail to confine a dog or cat in heat. (In Grand Forks.)
It’s illegal to lie down in a public restroom, or for two people to share a stall meant for one.
Oral and anal sex are illegal. You cannot cohabit with an “ancestor or descendant.”
Students may not hold hands in school.
It’s illegal to marry your first cousin before the age of 65 — or 55 if you can prove both parties are infertile.
Adultery is a misdemeanor.
If you give a sex worker a ride to work, your car can be confiscated.
An unmarried couple who lived together and “lewdly associated” could face up to a year in jail. (Recently repealed.)
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